Laughter is the best medicine!

This is just going to be a collection of random quotes from the kids that Adam and I have found funny! Hope it gives you all a good laugh!

Ava: "Addie! Stop singing that song! It makes me nervous. That waiting on a woman song. It makes me nervous!"

I was telling Ava that Mommy was getting a new car and I was excited. To which she responds,
"Well I'm not exciting!"
Adam: "But Ava, you'll have more room for your babies."
Ava: "I WILL??? Then I AM exciting!"

Ava: "I don't like that colored icecream Mommy - it makes me nervous!"

We were getting the kids dressed for bed the other night and Alex came in with just his pajama pants on and no shirt...
"Can I sleep like this Mommy? Like real mans do?" (priceless)

Ava was giving her doll a ride on her bike when she fell off...(the doll, not Ava)
"Oh Shirley Curly are you ok? I'm so sorry." "Come on Shirley Curly we'll ride some more."

Ava: "Hey Mommy I just killed a butterfly."

Ava: "MOMMY! Turn it back to the crocAdiles eating the zebras!!!" (my kids love Animal Planet)

Ava: "When I grow up I wanna be a dinosaur!"

Alex: "Can I have a banana Mommy? The little ones that are just my size."

Over dinner tonight there was a discussion about eating the skin of the baked potatoes we were having. Adam was telling Ava that potato skins were good for your eyes and Ava took him a little too literally...
Ava: "Daddy you can not put that on you. I'm serlous!"

Ava has just learned that she can put a name to her feelings...So we hear...."I'm mad at you because..." ALOT. She and Alex got into a discussion about her broken chair yesterday...
Ava: "Alex you broke my chair I am SO mad at you!"
Alex: "I did not break your chair."
Ava: "Yes you did."
Mommy: "Actually Ava you broke it."
Ava: "Oh. I did?" Alex and I both nod in agreement.
Ava: "Well, then, I'm just so mad at myself!"

Ava: "Hang on, I'll help you Avalanche Boy!"

I'm sure I'll have more to add but this is all for now! :)